Clinton Portis/Knowshon Moreno/Pierre ThomasClinton Portis on the back of a utility cart, his right leg being pretzled back and forth by a trainer?  Fox commentators recounting Portis’ history of 325+ carries like they were talking about a high-mileage sedan that’s seen one too many trips to the mechanic?  Yep, that’s

So you were sitting at home on Sunday afternoon warding off your significant other’s pleas to take out the trash, wash the cars, and walk the dog.  You cracked open a cold one – let’s be honest, it was probably a Diet Coke – and you performed the underrated superhero