Brian McCann (see credits below) Easily the best catcher of 2011, Brian McCann is heading to the DL. McCann left last night’s game after straining his left oblique. You are not going to love your options off the waiver wire, but if you can brunt the lowly .213 average, J.P.

Vance Worley (see credits below) If you weren’t aware, there is occasionally a little innuendo involved in ‘The Rubber,’ which is to say that I occasionally like to reference the fact that the thing a pitcher stands on is also the slang term for a condom. Well, my buddy Corey